“Chicks with dicks?”
Be a little more yonicentric next time, scrub.
Didja ever wonder…
- What if people had hamburgers instead of hands? It would solve world hunger.
- Why didn’t they just stop Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. from being assassinated?
- Whose ideas were dimorphic constructions of sex and gender rigidity? Not mine!
- How come more people aren’t Space Captain Harlock?
- Will it ever stop hurting, oh God, will this Hell ever end?
- What if we’re all just dogs having a shared dream of the world of humans and I only THINK I’m a pirate?
You know that smelly guy you avoid talking to who just won’t shut up or stop asking to hang out?
Is yours Danny Robinson of Fox Chapel, too? Small world!
Remember that time you promised you’d always love me?
Lucky for you before you followed through you remembered I am literally the worst.
